clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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healthandfitblr:

HAHAHA IDK WHY but i am DYING

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mariannapaige:

Anne Lamott

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officialpresidentkony2013:

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myotpisgay:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

tabbybeard:

tramampoline:

baxtavius:

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt

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halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

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pretenditsnotstarbucks:

meteorshowr:

smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

he looks so free

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majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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spmib:

flowerquartz:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

Shut up

Said this to my mum and she just walked away and went to bed contemplating life

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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burpee-butt:

Want. This. Shirt. So. Bad.

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